Warning: Rookie developer on the loose! Armed with boundless enthusiasm and a dangerous amount of caffeine, I'm fumbling my way through the mystical art of game creation. My code may be held together by duct tape and wishful thinking, but hey, my games are 100% bug-free*! Join me on this wild ride as I turn 'What if?' into 'Oh no, what have I done?'
*Bugs have been renamed 'surprise features' for legal reasons.
Current status: Turning coffee into code and dreams into digital chaos. Viewer discretion is advised.